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Sexy Like Me

I’m hungry but there’s nothing around to eat.

Wooooooow, this totally sucks dudes.

Reblog if I can leave you a sexually uncomfortable message.
tripletits-fussyfangs

Yo thanks for following the coolest flowa around.

Welcome to my blog.

Creepy Killer Sentence Meme

dr-abel-gideon:

  • "I am going to kill you slowly."
  • "I am so into you right now…"
  • "I know what this looks like…"
  • "I wasn’t feeling particularly murderous but you have suddenly changed my mood."
  • "No. No, no, no, no…"
  • "Please don’t kill _______."
  • "Please don’t kill me."
  • "Red would be a fabulous color for you."
  • "That’s creepy."
  • "Who did you kill?”
  • "Who do I have to kill to get a drink in this place?"
  • "You cheated on me with who?”
  • "You didn’t eat it, did you?"
  • "You have to make a decision."
  • "You’re lucky, I’m in a generous mood today."
  • "You’re right, it was a bad idea."
  • “Could someone hand me a heavy, blunt object?”
  • “I’ve got a gun. It’s loaded. Any questions?”
  • “I… I think I killed someone.”
  • “Isn’t this how everyone in every horror movie has ever died?”
  • “So, we’re not going out to dinner?”
  • “So, what is this?”
  • “Something terrible happened here.”
  • “Stay here. We’ll order out, watch a movie, open a bottle of wine…”
  • “Trust me, I’m a doctor.”

Another night of nothing.

makea8r8k:

turntech-therapist replied to your post “Buzz Buzz.”

The buzz is about buzzing of course.

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Should I have said it’s because I’ve become a bee?

Would that have been better?

terminaldoyen started following you

Yo? Now just who are you?

Where are the people who should love me?

This has been such a drag.

I lived like I died, but I never died.

auto-responding:

Gonna kiss the bae.